: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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