the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
