I smell stomach acid.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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