Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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