So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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