He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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