One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
