Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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