So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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