i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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