why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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