Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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