was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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