It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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