Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
