Plan B is the new Plan A
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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