Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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