I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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