I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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