The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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