just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I puked a lego.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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