if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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