It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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