I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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