hotel room ftw
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
