Having a random hookup so left but love u
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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