I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
