i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
birth control should be required to get into college
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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