there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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