I am in a vortex of obligation.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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