think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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