Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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