What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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