do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
