Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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