STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
