nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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