some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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