I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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