Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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