His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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