He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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