do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
did i walk over a car last night?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
you never un-have a 4some
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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