it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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