end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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