Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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