she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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