i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
