im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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