We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
