yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Terrible idea I love it
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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