I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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