He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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