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Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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