plz talk dirty to me
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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