new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Randomize